Sunday, November 6, 2011

8am Arivu – A sequel to the great movie

This one is a story made for “Namma Captain”, yes Vijayakanth. Whatever said and done A R Murugadoss has moved the goalpost for the Indian movie scene. He has introduced China into the scheme of things. Thank you kind sire, we were bored of seeing all those Pakistan themed movies. This movie, the sequel will cash in on this new phenomenon. The evil Chinese design and how Captain Vijayakant singlehandedly saves India and its people.

Now to the story, most of us who took fancy of the Wikipedia page of Bodhidarma wouldn’t have progressed beyond 2 pages of the long write-up. According to the legends Bodhidharma woke-up from his grave and walked back to his home, India with one shoe in hand. Now comes the story for Captain Vijayakanth.

The movie starts with the riots in Guangdong, China. Cut to the ethnic riots in Xinjiang province and then the devastation of earthquake.

Cut to a secret meeting between the Tamil speaking Chinese politburo and the Shaolin monks. The monks trying to reason that the riots and all these calamities are happening because Bodhidharma has left his grave and gone back to India. Here we fan some nationalistic feeling with one of those present saying, “Look at how the Indians have progressed and prospered. We have to do something to stop them. We have to bring Damo back and have him interred in the grave. Then we shall be superpowers, as we were”. So they set up operation “Qilai” or “Raise” to get Bodhidharma back to his grave in China.

Cut to India, there is this boy who is 16 who still works in the same circus where his grandfather worked. This boy can’t act but has a well-built muscular body (because he is the descendent of Shruti Hassan & Suriya from the previous installment). The Chinese send an old Dong Lee back to India to kidnap this boy and transport him back to China so that he can be killed in interred in the grave of Bodhidharma.

And there comes Captain with his red eyes and punch dialogue, “Chinese-la enakku pudikkatha vaarthai Qilai da” (the word I don’t like in Chinese is qilai). And demolishes the Great Wall of China to save India and restore Tamil pride. In the interim we have 3 item songs, one for the Chinese (the politburo & Shaolin monks) and 1 for Dong Lee and another for Captain himself when he goes to a dance bar for an encounter.

We also have the boy’s elder sister who romances Captain as he tries to save the universe and of course have two songs with her. One on top of the Great Wall in Chinese costumes and another in some European location.

This film I’m sure will be a super dooper hit with much better commercial value and restore Tamil pride better than what 7am Arivu did.

The movie will be called "8am Arivu - Saving 7 worlds and beyond"

Serious producers who can reach this story to Captain can contact me for taking this further.

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